Prednisone,
cheap cologne,
hydro-chloro-thia-zid,
Altoids,
hemorrhoids,
aging cream that has no lid.
Cataracts,
heart attacks,
aspirin for the hell of it.
Prune juice,
what’s the use,
still can’t seem to take a shit.
Lonely days,
in a haze,
searching for a damn to give.
Can’t get wood,
but life’s good,
better than the alternative.