There was a time,
when living alone,
I cuddled pillows,
pretending that
it was you.
Now that we’re
living together,
I cuddle pillows
wishing that it
were not true.
The sad thing is,
you are just no fun.
Even my pillows
provide a more
playful screw.
I think it’s time
we call it quits.
Me, and my balls,
are SO tired of
being blue.