Let’s take a little time
with a nursery rhyme,
about these three
guys bathing.
It’s innocent enough,
all three in the buff,
but, to some it might
seem scathing.
Rub a dub, dub,
three men in the tub?
Now, what was
Mother Goose thinking?
Three strapping studs
grabbing in suds,
for soap, evasive,
and sinking.
“Oh, that’s not it,
you silly twit!
Here, let me reach
down and help you.”
Rub a tug, tug,
three men in the tub -
enormous fun in
such a small venue.